TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T HIRE US

 

1. The Internet is Merely a Fad
You're sick and tired of hearing about e-commerce. You are 100% intent on staying offline so as not to get lost in all the "hype" and "hoopla" that has distracted so many businesses.

 

2. We Create Website Landing Pages… and You Have a Fondness For Surfers
The pages we create for your new website (or for your revamped site) will be designed for people to land on and not fly over.  If you’ve read down this far you can clearly appreciate what we’re talking about.  Read on…

 

3. Success?  ARRGHH!
We will help you to build your business from the ground up or from the top down.  You have invested precious time and resources building your business and you are content to be as stagnant as a Louisiana marsh in mid-August swelter.

 

4. You’re Looking for a Quick Fix
You're seeking a business development company… temporarily.  Yes, some businesses are, and we understand that sometimes a quick fix will do the trick.  We really need to work for businesses who are looking for a long-term working relationship that will bring growth and new-found success.  Perhaps you are, too?

 

5. I’m Not Worried About Losing My Data
Losing data, be it your payroll records, contact management system or your archived projects is a horrible experience!  We can design state-of-the art ways for you to be protected from the nightmare that looms due to data loss.

 

6. You Don’t Really Want to Sell Your Services
For some strange reasons beyond comprehension some folks just don’t want to try to attract new customers or clients.  If you want to motivate response, action, sales and profit from your clients then we are the go-to firm.  If not, then be content.  No pressure here!

 

7. You Like Cliches
Okay, so we may use a catch phrase or cliché once in a blue moon, but that’s what makes people feel comfortable.  But old-school business practices are your forte, and you like 1960’s retro-style advertising.

 

8. “Playing it Safe” is Your Motto
Upgrade Your Business services are going to cost you money.  There is no doubt about it.  Buying stocks could cost you money, too… ever heard of Enron?  So, which would you rather invest in?  Your own business with an opportunity to get a great return on your investment; or would you rather take a shot at some penny stocks in hopes that you will make a killing on Wall Street?

 

9. My Company’s Logo, Letterhead and Motto Already Cost Me $20
Well, that may be stretching it a bit, but you know what we’re saying here.  (Just so you know… being creative and writing such great content as this isn’t easy.  That’s why you need us!)

 

10. Nine Reasons are Sufficient!

Enough said…